David Blakesley

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David Blakesley was born in Houston, TX and moved to PhoenixAZ when he was five years old. When he arrived in Phoenix he had such a heavy Texas accent that he had to enroll in speech therapy. As an adult, David joined the Air Force where he got to play around with lasers and drones. After he completed his time with the Air Force he finished school and started working full time as a software developer. He now works for Red Touch Media as a Software Engineer.

Special Powers

“I would like to have the power of teleportation. It would save me big bucks on gas and I would be able to go anywhere in the universe!”

Favorite Quote

“At least they won’t have to mourn each other.” – Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)

Zapp & Kif

Secret Song

“Spectrum of the Sky by Break of Reality.”